A Listing of the Victims for 2009

                                                                                               Monkey 
Bib      Last Name                 First Name           Sx  Age City                  State    Kills
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456      Acton                     Jesse                M    26  Nashville            TN         1
68       Albert                    Dan                  M    38  Nashville            TN         3
358      Albert                    Dan                  M    63  Highland Park        IL         2
416      Albert                    Joe                  M    28  Decatur              GA         1
683      Albert                    Josh                 M    22  Nashville            TN         0
526      Albert                    Marla                F    38  Nashville            TN         2
720      Anderson                  Nancy                F    59  Spartanburg          SC         0
639      Apple                     Trent                M    36  Louisville           KY         0
467      Arnette                   Paul                 M    43  Christiana           TN         1
602      Austin                    Karen                F    57  Franklin             TN         0
527      Baucum                    A.J.                 M    31  Nashville            TN         1
701      Bell                      Dave                 M    47  Highlands Ranch      CO         0
700      Berkowitz                 Jacob                M    29  Vicksburg            MS         0
50       Bibeau                    Diana                F    49  Hermitage            TN         0
33       Bilbrey                   Billy                M    59  Dickson              TN         3
705      Blackwell                 Beth                 F    43  Atlanta              GA         0
722      Boswell                   Feb                  M    33  Memphis              TN         0
670      Boucher                   Irish Missile        M    31  Chattanooga          TN         0
407      Boyd                      Brad                 M    37  Atlanta              GA         1
628      Boyd                      Jim                  M    22  Nashville            TN         0
617      Boyd                      Joe                  M    49  Nashville            TN         0
297      Boyd                      Kevin                M    48  Shepherdsville       KY         2
690      Boyd                      Laura                F    48  Nashville            TN         0
605      Braithwait                Austin               M    39  Leawood              KS         0
70       Branam                    Tony                 M    52  Jacksboro            TN         3
1        Bronner                   Jill                 F    33  Northfield           NJ         1
726      Brooks                    Mike                 M    64  Danville             ME         0
724      Brooks                    Tracy                F    26  Tazewell             TN         0
82       Brower                    Bujinkan Shinobi     M    34  Ridgeland            MS         2
550      Brower                    bev                  F    28  Ridgeland            MS         1
40       Browne                    JimB                 M    60  Brentwood            TN         2
702      Bucci                     Rob                  M    27  Tupelo               MS         0
30       Burgoyne                  Run2Eat              F    44  Franklin             TN         3
9        Burnstein                 Matt                 M    38  Nashville            TN         3
483      Caffy                     Rick                 M    49  Murfreesboro         TN         1
634      Caldwell                  Catie                F    32  Franklin             TN         0
680      Campbell                  Norm                 M    43  Carmel               IN         0
611      Carrillo                  Donald               M    47  Brentwood            TN         0
350      Case                      Todd                 M    38  Jeffersonville       IN         2
668      Cates                     Kelly                F    32  Memphis              TN         0
688      Cavanah                   Crystal              F    31  Russellville         KY         0
88       Chappell                  Candice              F    25  Minneapolis          MN         1
603      Chidester                 Jason                M    32  Atlanta              GA         0
626      Christy                   Brandon              M    33  White House          TN         0
121802   Clarkson                  J.                   M    36  Swannanoa            NC         0
728      Clemens                   Chris                M    43  Belvidere            TN         0
698      Cofer                     Kim                  F    25  Saltillo             MS         0
636      Coffey                    Elvis                M    40  Louisville           KY         0
258      Cole                      Todd                 M    46  Mount Juliet         TN         2
406      Colee                     Andy                 M    63  Valparaiso           FL         2
681      Compton                   Mark                 M    46  Hermitage            TN         0
713      Corgel                    Carol                F    52  Springville          NY         0
678      Cox                       Eric                 M    23  Clarksville          TN         0
694      Crider                    Marcus               M    38  Nashville            TN         0
721      Davis                     Becky                F    30  Murfreesboro         TN         0
5        Dexheimer                 Judith               F    30  Nashville            TN         1
706      Dockins                   Paige                F    44  Russellville         KY         0
529      Eckhard                   Felix                M    48  Nashville            TN         1
235      Engle                     MJ                   M    38  Dublin               OH         2
414      Etheridge                 Jim                  M    34  Clarksville          TN         1
656      Falbo                     Traci                F    38  Charlestown          IN         0
516      Fieser                    Laura                F    40  Martin               TN         1
432      Flatau                    George               M    37  Nashville            TN         1
498      Floyd                     Amanda               F    49  Wartrace             TN         1
640      Foster                    Lindsey              F    27  Franklin             TN         0
689      Fredericksen              Stephen              M    33  Knoxville            TN         0
653      French                    Paul                 M    29  Clarksville          TN         0
492      Friese                    Paul                 M    53  Mustang              OK         1
731      Gallemore                 Graham               M    66  Huntsville           AB         0
679      George                    Jim                  M    51  Brandon              MS         0
644      Gordon                    Sally                F    54  Philadelphia         PA         0
517      Graham                    Meredith             F    29  Nashville            TN         1
703      Greenhall                 Matt                 M    35  Tuckerton            NJ         0
619      Gross                     Jake                 M    32  Bloomington          IN         0
711      Gustafson                 Todd                 M    29  Nashville            TN         0
317      Hackett                   Hara                 F    36  Nashville            TN         1
646      Hagy                      Zane                 M    39  Oak Ridge            TN         0
693      Hanchett                  Shelley              F    42  Flushing             MI         0
676      Haralson                  Danny                M    57  Birmingham           AL         0
684      Haralson                  Micki                F    49  Birmingham           AL         0
3.14159  Harper                    DNS-DNF              M    50  Cleveland            TN         2
504      Harris                    Drew                 M    31  Hilliard             OH         1
601      Harris                    Tenacious D          F    35  Birmingham           AL         0
650      Hartman                   Boonsom              F    52  Oak Forest           IL         0
499      Hatcher                   Dan                  M    49  Liberty              MO         1
76       Haugh                     Connor               M    45  Nashville            TN         3
615      Hearn                     Bob                  M    44  Menlo Park           CA         0
671      Henze                     Mike                 M    40  Neenah               WI         0
659      Higgins                   Moe                  F    55  Leeds                AL         0
438      Higgins                   Terry                M    38  Knoxville            TN         1
393      Hite                      Hite                 M    31  Cookeville           TN         2
661      Hoffman                   Cate                 F    21  Alpharetta           GA         0
444      Holbrook                  The Thunder!         M    32  Murfreesboro         TN         1
697      Holliday                  Debbie               F    57  Nashville            TN         0
549      Hutton                    Andrea               F    27  Murfreesboro         TN         1
341      Irick                     Max                  M    62  Louisville           KY         2
608      Irvin                     Mark                 M    50  Wingo                KY         0
633      Janosky                   MadDog               M    56  Perrysburg           OH         0
686      Jarvinen                  Jarvs                M    28  Chicago              IL         0
725      Jethwani                  Rajesh               M    42  Brentwood            TN         0
87       Johnson                   Skootr McCabbage     M    28  Louisville           KY         0
672      Jorgensen                 Will                 M    50  Maryville            TN         0
649      Juracz                    naba                 M    31  Nashville            TN         0
669      Kennedy                   Anne                 F    39  Forest Grove         OR         0
723      Kerr                      Glenn                M    40  Clarksville          TN         0
528      Kersey                    Karl                 M    43  Nashville            TN         2
72       Kezar                     ed                   M    54  Birmingham           AL         3
377      King                      rc                   M    56  White Bluff          TN         2
621      Knight                    Stephanie            F    43  Nashville            TN         0
712      Kondur Nagabhushan        Naresh               M    27  Nashville            TN         0
280      Kowalski                  Kurt                 M    39  Clarksville          TN         2
648      Kremer                    Kremer               M    28  Minneapolis          MN         0
620      Litt                      Craig                M    55  Ontario              NY         0
111      Lockhart                  Deidre               F    37  Adams                TN         2
112      Lockhart                  Dennis               M    33  Adams                TN         2
704      Lomicka                   Ted                  M    40  Franklin             TN         0
515      Lopez                     Stevie Ray           M    43  Seattle              WA         1
652      Lord                      Mike                 M    36  Nashville            TN         0
511      Macon                     Larry                M    64  San Antonio          TX         1
673      Magill                    Jenny                F    24  Nashville            TN         0
399      Maltby                    sara                 F    31  Clarksville          TN         1
699      Manaska                   Eric                 M    39  Murfreesboro         TN         0
216      Manning                   The GITM             M    43  Raymore              MO         2
509      Mastrian                  Mark                 M    44  Fort Campbell        KY         1
557      Matlock                   Jeff                 M    45  Ashland City         TN         1
629      Matlock                   Melissa              F    40  Ashland City         TN         0
716      Mccracken                 Reba                 F    20  Knoxville            TN         0
369      Mcdonald                  Debbie               F    50  Cochran              GA         2
609      Mcilvain                  Lindsay              F    23  Brentwood            TN         0
290      Mckee                     Mitch                M    38  Franklin             TN         1
0        Menees                    Bill                 M    38  Madison              TN         2
651      Miller                    John                 M    30  Nashville            TN         0
100      Min                       Foolish Phil         M    54  Mount Olive          AL         3
637      Mires                     Jeff                 M    46  Greenville           IN         0
692      Moran                     Scott                M    29  New Providence       NJ         0
630      Morris-Anthony            Ashley               F    24  Nashville            TN         0
685      Neeley                    Katrina              F    25  Montrose             MI         0
2        Neeley                    Lynne                F    53  Nashville            TN         3
709      Niebauer                  Marianna             F    64  Columbus             OH         0
536      Odil                      Tony                 M    56  Lebanon              TN         1
606      Otte                      Jill                 F    23  Nashville            TN         0
491      Owen                      Gary                 M    21  Nashville            TN         1
427      Padgett                   Brantley             M    29  Birmingham           AL         1
622      Patterson                 Philip               M    37  Hermitage            TN         0
710      Pearson                   Karen                F    45  Alpharetta           GA         0
70       Pennington                Tony                 M    43  Manchester           TN         1
616      Peoples                   Brian                M    50  Brentwood            TN         0
342      Persinger                 Dee                  F    37  Lebanon              TN         2
654      Phillips                  Brenda               F    35  Nashville            TN         0
36       Pitt                      Cheetah              M    69  Louisville           KY         3
62       Posey                     Janis                F    49  Homewood             AL         3
110      Poss                      Vance                M    44  Brentwood            TN         2
400      Presley                   trey                 M    44  Nashville            TN         1
17       Ramsay                    the king of beasts   M    25  Nashville            TN         3
443      Randall                   Rachel               F    32  Cordova              TN         1
421      Raymont                   Doug                 M    37  Brentwood            TN         1
718      Redinger                  Shanan               F    34  Hanlontown           IA         0
67       Riser                     Margaret             F    54  Vestavia Hills       AL         3
717      Riser                     Megan                F    24  Birmingham           AL         0
66       Riser                     Tom                  M    59  Vestavia Hills       AL         3
665      Robinson                  Tony                 M    47  Canton               MI         0
37       Rodriguez                 Bill                 M    56  Nashville            TN         3
730      Rose                      Betty                F    61  Montpelier           VT         0
-1       Rosenbloom                Trent                M    39  Nashville            TN         3
627      Rosinski                  Larry                M    42  Brentwood            TN         0
715      Ross                      Bob                  M    57  Nashville            TN         0
501      Runyon                    tim                  M    45  Kell                 IL         1
674      Rutherford                Keith                M    41  Trussville           AL         0
429      Salas                     Lisa                 F    48  Seminole             FL         1
505      Sames                     Frank                M    44  Nolensville          TN         2
666      Sandoval                  shnog                F    33  Edwardsville         IL         2
604      Sanmartini                Eva                  F    55  Montrose             MI         0
19       Savory                    Tanya                F    48  Nashville            TN         3
613      Saylor                    Cat                  F    47  Waverly Hall         GA         0
624      Schaaf                    Matt                 M    29  Nashville            TN         0
447      Schneider                 Ben                  M    26  St. Paul             MN         1
645      Schott                    Carolyn              F    42  Nashville            TN         0
729      Scott                     Jordon               M    47  Cottontown           TN         0
696      Shaak                     under 4 hrs          F    39  Charleston           WV         0
677      Shipley                   Ken                  M    40  Knoxville            TN         0
663      Shoemaker                 Heather              F    24  Tucker               GA         0
508      Shouse                    Todd                 M    44  Hopkinsville         KY         1
41       Sizemore                  Marathon Moma        F    63  Knoxville            TN         2
73       Smith                     Dallas               M    50  Mt. Juliet           TN         3
546      Smith                     Lauren               F    22  Brentwood            TN         1
632      Smith                     Meredith             F    38  Ashland City         TN         0
695      Sontag                    Michael              M    50  Franklin             TN         0
614      Spriggs                   Ashley               F    38  Memphis              TN         0
655      Spriggs                   Gator                M    45  Memphis              TN         0
450      Springer                  Jarron               M    32  Nashville            TN         1
494      Staggs                    Dano                 M    46  Livingston           TN         1
647      Steigerwald               Stacey               F    19  Delaware             OH         0
232      Stump                     George               M    72  Cincinnati           OH         2
662      Sylvester                 Doug                 M    39  Marlborough          MA         0
i        Talmon                    Jan                  M    61  Sint Odilienberg     NLD        0
675      Tanguay                   Pete                 M    53  Conway               AR         0
6        Taylor                    DianeT               F    53  Nashville            TN         3
707      Taylor                    Ryan                 M    30  Murfreesboro         TN         0
76       Teixeira                  Dragon               F    33  Torrance             CA         1
727      Thomas                    Josh                 M    33  Hopkinsville         KY         0
667      Thompson                  Darlene              F    34  Murfreesboro         TN         0
237      Tietjen                   SoleSurvivor         M    48  Mt Juliet            TN         2
607      Towse                     Ted                  M    38  Nashville            TN         0
643      Urtuzuastegui             Lara                 F    40  Alpharetta           GA         0
255      Van Sise                  KIKI                 M    108 Mount Juliet         TN         2
44       Venable                   Wino                 M    54  Dallas               TX         3
27       Wagner                    Rhonda               F    51  Osceola              IN         3
457      Washburn                  Brady                M    30  Franklin             TN         2
610      Watson                    Craig                M    51  Baton Rouge          LA         0
642      Weidenbenner              Jeff                 M    47  Hendersonville       RI         0
530      Werner                    David                M    61  Lakeland             TN         1
687      White                     Jana                 F    43  Nashville            TN         0
657      Whiteside                 Heather              F    49  Huntsville           AL         0
660      Whitley                   Jen                  F    43  Murfreesboro         TN         0
618      Williams                  carole               F    51  Pullman              WA         0
638      Williams                  tom                  M    48  Pullman              WA         0
453      Wood                      Ashley               F    33  Birmingham           AL         0
612      Wood                      Samantha             F    24  San Antonio          TX         0
435      Wooden                    bdub                 M    32  Taylorsville         KY         1
510      Woodward                  JW                   M    45  Adams                TN         1
635      Woody                     Jeff                 M    45  Knoxville            TN         0
1E+25    Yee                       Eric                 M    35  Woburn               MA         1
641      Young                     Amy                  F    29  Nashville            TN         0
71       Zaccarelli                Lisa                 F    40  Nashville            TN         2
69       Zieman                    Deanna               F    34  Franklin             TN         1
239      Zimmerman                 Zimmer               M    31  Nashville            TN         2

As of November 21, 2009 at 8:12 PM CDT, too danged many people are planning to run this stupid race.  

Among them,

125 (56%) have never run the Monkey before and really have no idea how bad it will be;
49 (22%) have run Monkey once and are living in sheer denial;
31 (13%) have clearly lost their minds, having run Monkey twice; and
21 (9%) are streaking idiots who should probably be put out of their misery.

What the heck is wrong with these people?