Go ahead, sign your life (or knees) away

General Registration has closed for 2014.

While you may think this bad news, it may be for the best. Monkey is really a stupid, rinky dink race and only the most foolish really do want to run it. You may consider yourself lucky. I wish I could let everybody in, but unfortunately cannot. I hope you will try again in the future.

For the most foolish, and in case you are interested, there remains a charity options with limited available spots to register wherein you make a set contribution to the Friends of Warner Parks to run. You can Click Here to access the remaining charity registration spots.

The Friends of Warner Parks dedicates itself to the preservation, protection, and stewardship of Percy and Edwin Warner Parks, where the marathon is held. FOWP works to protect the natural and historical integrity of the area by supporting appropriate recreational activities, maintaining and enhancing its features, and promoting programs that inspire appreciation and conservation of the Parks. Friends is a 501(c)3 organization.

Oh, and all the usual stuff applies. That is, please bring an ID with you to packet pickup. It is reasonable to bring your confirmation email. We will not be offering refunds if you do not start, do not finish, do not have fun or do not PR. Or really for any other reason. You may not transfer your registration. To repeat, no refunds, no transfers. Since registration is capped, yours may keep out another runner. Therefore, we ask that you show up ready to run on race morning. If you cannot make it, please try again next year. Regardless, we will offer you a good run.